pythons

Large biceps. see guns

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons

by Kraken July 18, 2008

Pants Python

A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.

Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.

by Sexy Bitch McGee June 4, 2009

SRG Python

It’s rare to see a wild srgpython. Some don’t even believe they’re real and it’s just a myth, but ones that claimed to see him have confirmed it’s a rare sighting. It’s been written in scrolls and told for centuries that if you spot one, to know you’ll have good luck for 15 years. Some say they compare it to a “godly figure” but he simply just walks on the beat. It’s said when he walks they follow.

“Jenna swears she spotted an srg python last week with her bestfriends, bestfriend but she’s definitely lying”

by whereismywokk December 5, 2021

Pythagoras Switch

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.

pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch

by Deathangel521 November 11, 2008

Python

A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.

"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."

by TheNottitrain February 25, 2012

pythagoras' theorum

See pythagoras.


Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.

The method:


•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.

|\
A| \C
|__\
. B


Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.

A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm

25+16= 36

Square root of 36= 6.

Side C is 6cm.


Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.

If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

phytophilia

One who has sex with plants, also called Dendrophilia, but that usually refers to trees.

"Poison Ivy totally had Phytophilia"

by Phytophiliac May 24, 2014