Phoner

When you receive a massive erection from getting a new phone.

"My friend Jon got a massive phoner when he unpackaged his samsung galaxy S7-Edge"

by darkslayertypeZ February 26, 2017

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021

phoner

noun, a vehicle that is captained by an inattenive driver, who is like engrossed in texting or some dramatic phone conversation. They fail to respond to green lights, drift into your lane on the expressway, and putter in the left-hand lane of the interstate.

Dammit, thsi phoner is going to strand a bunch of us at this eternal light.

by mathsadist June 30, 2017

phoner

an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.

Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/

Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.

by pops5678 July 15, 2011

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014

Phoner

Noun.
A boner for your phone.

A phrase used to describe someone who checks their phone too often, they get excitement (debateably arousal) from checking their phone.

Kevin is such a phone boy, he gets a phoner every 5 minutes and HAS to check his snapchat.

by Weilhammer360 July 18, 2020