A man who is attracted to teenage girls, but waits until they are eighteen to hump them, to avoid legal crap. Usually goes for 18-20 year olds who appear to be 15 or 16.
A wait-a-phile
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...
Shortly after the girl turned 18, the creepy 30 year old man that was always hanging out outside the high school, asked if she would like to "Come back to his place"...
by makes the midwestern sun shine March 16, 2009
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Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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He is very strong funny and talented at everything he tries.
He is a sex god and is friends with lots of people . He may show off but you just try not to be impressed. He is kind, thoughtful, and really atractive.
He is very strong funny and talented at everything he tries.
He is a sex god and is friends with lots of people . He may show off but you just try not to be impressed. He is kind, thoughtful, and really atractive.
girl1: wow look a that new kid
girl2: Yhea he's hot.
girl1: whats his name?
girl2: Phineas, i think?
girl2: Yhea he's hot.
girl1: whats his name?
girl2: Phineas, i think?
by jeff dragonhunter January 10, 2012
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by EnderDaniel123 May 16, 2017
Get the prize mug.Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags.
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags.
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
"Dude you are so one with the phizer."
"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."
"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."
"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."
"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."
"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
by Master Phizer February 7, 2010
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by poisonjack March 24, 2008
Get the X-Philes mug.A fanatic of the X-Files series, the word comes from the greek word "phile" wich means something like "love towards" so X-philes just love the X-Files
by Lara October 17, 2003
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