phelps-style

Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma?

Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

by Tedro357 February 26, 2009

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Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.

Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

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Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

by yardcows October 30, 2008

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When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

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Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

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