pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

pencil porn by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

Pencil Twister by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

Pencil Attack 

When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.

Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.

Pencil Attack by WhyIsMyUsernameTaken November 19, 2020

Pencil Skirt 

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.

Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!

Pencil Skirt by usis December 25, 2009

pencil neck geek 

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

pencil neck geek by bingobastard August 27, 2009

pencil pusher 

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.

Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!

pencil pusher by Vinski August 4, 2004

Pencil Eraser Nipples 

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

Pencil Eraser Nipples by deftonepiper October 28, 2008