pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up

I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.

by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014

peener bumps

An accumulation of small white bumps on a human penis, or in this sense a peener.

"Hey, you guys ever get those white bumps on your dick?"
"No! Peener bumps!"

by trouble cock April 9, 2009

Peen Tip

A Penis Head

I stubbed my peen tip on your vagina

by joesteemer August 7, 2009

peencil

pencil thin penis

yo i heard ronnie has a peencil which is weird considering i also heard he has giant balls like ridiculously HUGE...

by mike sousa February 7, 2014

Peen of Death

Most famously possessed by Sam Winchester on the TV show Supernatural, a Peen of Death is a penis that has (through unknown dark magics) been cursed to cause any woman who fucks the owner of the Peen to die in an unrelated way within days. Alternate use: A Peen of Death in the real world also applies to a penis that when used, causes any relationship, friendship or business relationship with that person to die for reasons other than that the Peen owner sucks at sex.

"Come on Gabe, just let me fuck you this one time."
"No way in Hell, Sam, I know about your Peen of Death. I'd like to survive this time around"
"Gabe, you're immortal. Now get over here and let me fuck you, damn it!"

by PensiveManiac April 28, 2015

Peen God

Someone who has ascended past the normal level of peen through enlightenment and in turn is the leader of the peens

Thomas is a Peen God

by The Peen God October 23, 2018

Peen Goblin

A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.

"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."

by GenAtlas123 February 3, 2020