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Patriot High School

Where do I start.. Patriot High School is a overpopulated and large school in Nokesville, Virginia infested with bugs, weed and trash and no not trash as in used cups and old leftovers goes into.. like the majority of the students that attend this school is the embodiment of literal trash. Preppy white girls who wear socks with sandals and play lacrosse, hockey or volleyball and juul in the bathrooms who are developing popcorn lung as we speak basically OWN this school it’s quite terrifying if you ask me and god forbid ..you don’t bow down and kiss thier feet when you run into them it’s like we’re back in the 50’s this school is highly segregated jesus christ its not even a joke. Boys here however have such awful attitude and treat girls with disrespect also brag about you being a slut if you did them like it’s some sort of accomplishment to hopefully fill up the dark empty void inside of them . I mean let’s be honest here Patriot High School is full of stuck up rich fucks who complain on their spam accounts about how depressed they are and post pics of thier juuls and pot to hopefully satisfy thier need for attention instead of seeking therapy .. highly recommended that for you if I described you.

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Patriot High school ..I can’t put it in a sentence to describe how awful this school is I just can’t ..

Patriot Ring 

When she leaves lipstick on the toilet seat after getting Nagasaki from behind in the vfw bathroom.
Ol Tina got the patriot ring at the club last night not to mention pink eye!
Patriot Ring by Barry Macockinya October 1, 2020

Patriot fans 

Usually tend to be bandwagons, that talk way to much about there team. The quarterback they support is a cheater and is arguably the best one ever
patriot fans can't get off the bandwagon
Patriot fans by James Jackson 70789 February 22, 2017

patriot pussy 

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.
patriot pussy by NeroJoe June 18, 2014

Patriot League 

The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.
Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.
Patriot League by stillinschool November 9, 2012

patriot missile 

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.
Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.
patriot missile by cullinap December 17, 2014

Patriot Party

A considered right-wing party to be created by Donald Trump, that will split off from the Republican Party, creating a new major party. The proposed party gained a lot of traction after Trump discussed and considered creating it recently. The proposed party is likely not going to be created anytime soon, people claim, but nonetheless has gained massive support from pro-Trump supporters and a majority of soon-to-be previous Republican voters, if the party is created.

I figured I would create an honest definition for the Patriot Party, because it's no lie that this site is subject to bias.
Person 1: Are you going to vote for the patriot party?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!