the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.

Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

by ACNLshit May 24, 2016

paper plane

Weed rolled by papers......also known as joints.

"You wanna fly on these paper planes, man

by Its215me August 4, 2009

paper mario

The best RPG on N64. Zelda is NOT an RPG.

With Paper Mario,Banjo Kazooie,and Conker's Bad Fur Day,what more do I need on N64?

by 0niTTRay February 2, 2004

stacking paper

To make and save a lot of money

I am stacking paper with all the overtime I worked

by Making money December 30, 2013

Paper Chaser

A person interest in just making money. Someone interested in just getting paid. A person who chases money.

That drug dealer is nothing but a paper chaser.

by MedullaPancreasOblongata January 11, 2006

paper class

Fake courses at a college, most likely the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill that are created in order to keep athletes eligible

Dean Smith knew about the paper class

by nobody27330 September 24, 2018

Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004