fudge-packer

A person who packages fudge.

Linda is a fudge-packer. She works at the fudge factory down the street.

by eSouth March 19, 2005

fudge packer

A male who enjoys compressing another males shit in his anal cavity

Elton John loves to compress his young boyfriends fudge!

Hes the biggest fudge packer ever!

by Paul Mol. April 18, 2006

Corn Packer

A derogatory term for a gay Iowan, per Stephen Colbert.

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.

by blitzix September 25, 2010

Fudge-packer

Ass bandit, packing the fudge, anal intruder

Mike packs the fudge.

by Si January 6, 2004

fudge packer

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"

-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.

by nicole April 8, 2006

fudge packer

The Homosexual act of one man inserting his penis into his
partners rear anus as an act of sexual satisfaction.

dude your such a fudge packer.

by Brento April 19, 2006

Fanny Packer

A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.

I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019