Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD

After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD

by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010

Gum Rape PTSD

A variation of PTSD that is more severe than any other! It originates from the deprivation of the satisfaction of someone who is offered gum by someone not accepting that pleasant gift and aggressively shoving it into various cavities on the giver. This is the most severe form of PTSD and can cause severe laughter.

Jose: hey, essé, what happened to you?!

Carlos: I'm suffering from severe Gum Rape PTSD

by The Most High Council of Psych April 30, 2013

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty October 4, 2016

ptsd

Pregnant Teen Sucking Dick

"She is such a ptsd"

by Alex aka honduran man October 28, 2009

Pasdetude

Pas-de-tude: Adjective, Pronounce (pah-de-tood)- Is a hybrid-word originated in The South of France, a place where rude, arrogant people are rampant. The prefix "Pas" in French means "NOT", "DE" means "OF" and "TUDE" is an English suffix borrowed from the word "ATTI-TUDE". Full translation simply means, lack of snobbery, refreshingly not arrogantly, surprisingly nice, kind, normal, easy going.

I had a great day in Saint Tropez, at Club 55 a popular Summer haunt for celebrities and tres chic folk. I didn't know what to expect from the Club 55 staff, but to my amazement they were completely pasdetude. Amazeballs!!!

by RaRa1 September 1, 2013

PTSDeezNuts

When you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder but you still like to joke around.

Me: "I can't make it tonight"
Friend: "What's wrong?"
Me: "PTSDeezNuts"
Friend: " ahhhhh you got me"

by Jenna.Fire August 17, 2019

PTSD

pretty terrific school duties

I have PTSD from binary codes

by ohohohohoh........... April 6, 2020