by Farshad Tami December 28, 2006
Get the Pretenductive mug.A false friendship that two people honor because they feel like they have to, not because they actually want to.
This generally involves a male and a female relationship in which person A likes person B and hopes to be more than friends, while the person B keeps person A there out of sheer pity, which results in person B thinking he or she has a chance with person A.
This generally involves a male and a female relationship in which person A likes person B and hopes to be more than friends, while the person B keeps person A there out of sheer pity, which results in person B thinking he or she has a chance with person A.
Elliot: I'm sick of my pretendship with him.
Dick: Then ditch him. You know he wants to get back together with you, and you know that you don't care about him AT ALL.
Elliot: But...
Dick: Lingering in this pretendship will do you both damage in the end. He will only think you are leading him on.
Elliot: True dat.
Dick: Then ditch him. You know he wants to get back together with you, and you know that you don't care about him AT ALL.
Elliot: But...
Dick: Lingering in this pretendship will do you both damage in the end. He will only think you are leading him on.
Elliot: True dat.
by travisjane April 25, 2009
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Pretenemies act as if they dislike each other, when really, that isn't the case. It can be ambiguous, at times, as to just how fictitious the mutual dislike is or isn't.
Pretenemy is a portmanteau of "pretend" and "enemy."
Contrast with frenemy (friend and enemy), in which case there is definitely a genuine measure of emnity. Both frenemies and pretenemies, however, are friends on some level.
Pretenemy is a portmanteau of "pretend" and "enemy."
Contrast with frenemy (friend and enemy), in which case there is definitely a genuine measure of emnity. Both frenemies and pretenemies, however, are friends on some level.
Example 1:
I'm pretty sure David and myself are pretenemies. We argue a lot but there is no real anger or disagreement, and we consider it entertaining. At least, I do...
Example 2:
Me: "I have an example in mind: 'But isn't Quinn just your pretenemy?'
"'No, he has no pretenemies. Everyone actually hates him.'"
David: "But you don't know Quinn has no pretenemies for a fact."
Me: "It doesn't matter, it's Urban Dictionary. It's an example."
David: "Then it's a dictionary, it has to be accurate."
Me: "This is why we're pretenemies."
I'm pretty sure David and myself are pretenemies. We argue a lot but there is no real anger or disagreement, and we consider it entertaining. At least, I do...
Example 2:
Me: "I have an example in mind: 'But isn't Quinn just your pretenemy?'
"'No, he has no pretenemies. Everyone actually hates him.'"
David: "But you don't know Quinn has no pretenemies for a fact."
Me: "It doesn't matter, it's Urban Dictionary. It's an example."
David: "Then it's a dictionary, it has to be accurate."
Me: "This is why we're pretenemies."
by A. Penner February 26, 2010
Get the pretenemy mug.oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Hipsters are never okay and they don't actually have opinions, obnoxious or otherwise. They merely conform to unpopular fashions. That's it. That's all. It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness that people with their total lack of worthwhile qualities and talent would be feeling as genuine outcasts if they didn't secretly believe themselves superior and ironically hilarious. In this way, it's also an attempt to cash in on attention using geek chic. They don't care about winning arguments because they don't have beliefs except the above. Pretentious people try to sound smarter than they are, e.g. by making dissonantly unnecessary references to counter culture figures, but hipsters are so far beyond pretentious that they think appreciation of meaningless t-shirt slogans is enough to elevate them to social icon status. This makes the phrase pretentious hipster so redundant that it should just be shortened to hipster, except when describing what hipsters talk about; ie pretentious hipster bullshit, such as "I met that indie rock singer. She's an argyle superstar." A hipster is a therefore a psychological trainwreck that should be avoided until he/she inevitably ruins itself.
1: Are you going to use Scorsese references in your pretentious hipster bullshit this weekend?
2: No, film is too mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general way until someone tells me a new way to seem unique.
2: No, film is too mainstream. I'm just sucking fame's dick in a general way until someone tells me a new way to seem unique.
by toot-swat plan November 22, 2010
Get the pretentious hipster mug.individual who prides them self off of being able to do a seemingly unimportant task ridiculously well. this otherwise meaningless skill is showcased by the individual on almost a daily basis and can range from being able to spell a word correctly, pronounce a word correctly, or have some knowledge of the root of a word. obviously this person conducts them self in a somewhat grandiose manner and secretly looks down upon the people they are "innocently" correcting to elate their own ego.
john: why dont you eat normal snacks?
amanda: i always eat almonds. thats normal.
john: its ALL-mond with a long A, NOT AL-mond.
amanda: ya thats what i said, almond, and later im going to go make myself a sangwich.
john: a what? a sanGwich?
amanda: yes you pretentuoso a sangwich
amanda: i always eat almonds. thats normal.
john: its ALL-mond with a long A, NOT AL-mond.
amanda: ya thats what i said, almond, and later im going to go make myself a sangwich.
john: a what? a sanGwich?
amanda: yes you pretentuoso a sangwich
by zepinktroll September 8, 2010
Get the pretentuoso mug.Pretentipus is an archaic word that is embellished with at least four meanings depending on context. It was created when a pretentious person misspelled the word 'pretentious' as 'pretentipus' and his pet parrot then proceeded to call him a pussy.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. Pretentious Pussy. (This is the most common meaning of the word and is most frequently used.)
2. Bicycle.
3. Cops; police; law enforcement etc.
4. Open; unlock; unfasten etc.
1. ''You know that girl Jessica? She is such a pretentipus!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
2. ''Hey, man, I was thinking of going up to my grandpa's mansion tomorrow, any chance I can borrow your pretentipus?''
3. ''Shit, dawg, we gots ta get outta here dem pretentipus iz comin' yo!''
4. ''If you don't pretentipus this door right now I swear on my dead mother's grave I will smash your teeth out and mouth-fuck you!''
by Henry Krinkle's Stomach Cancer January 6, 2013
Get the Pretentipus mug.1) A pretentious indie person.
2) A person pretending to be a hipster and/or aspiring to be a part of 'hipster' culture.
2) A person pretending to be a hipster and/or aspiring to be a part of 'hipster' culture.
by aeve5 April 23, 2010
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