Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff

Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy

by 1000Bucks November 24, 2020

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Potato

A long and brown delicious item that cannot be hated in any way. Potatoes can also be a form of human. Most common phrases are "Couch potato" or "Big Potato". Human-Potatoes are usually defined as lazy, sleepy, a food-lover, etc. Although the phrase "Potato" has died down recently, deep in our hearts we have some potato in us.

I want a bake potato for lunch
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!

by Shakespeare Definitions April 15, 2020

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets July 8, 2017