pook stain

A surface stain caused by repeated contact with large concentrated clusters of raw pook.

The beautiful auditorium would have been completely void of flaw had it not been for gallery of aging pook stains smeared angrily across the golden ceilings. A true American travesty, indeed.

by Dongbat June 12, 2017

Pook/rnker

A member of the great race of the descent of Icon. They are usually short statured niggas who enjoy eating motherfucking Big Spoo Combo, delicious vegan food of supreme quality. They're abode is Boonktown, much most biggest and fucking great city. Often dismissed as dogs by the lowly shitfuckers, and insulted by calling them a french bulldog, even though they are Fronceyenks. They are not short, but pleasantly stout and they have exceedingly smooth bellums, especially in babbyhood.

"Oh yeah me and the Pook/rnkers got a Big Spoo Combo last night, it was fucking delectable."

by Poopshittersexfucker January 19, 2020

Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

by Cae1616 May 27, 2021

Pook jaw

When you smoke so much meth or crack that your lower jaw moves without your knowledge or moves side to side as if grinding your teeth with out actually grinding them together or touching

Haha look at stu he's got pook jaw he so cracked out swimming on the ground

by White neechie June 4, 2023

pillow pook

a fat girls hairy stanky outtie belly button full of skeet.

I was about to get with this girl and then I saw she had a pillow pook, that was overflowing.

by C-lo N T-fresh November 2, 2010

A Pook

To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter.

Your life- it will become wholesome.

You will become complete.

To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.

Believe in the pooko.

"ever since i've become a pook, my life has just been so much better."
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"

by pooksiepookpook April 13, 2020

Boss pook

Anything and everything relating to Benjamin Edward William Ring

Yo, you seen Boss pook today? you mean Ben Ring? Nope, he's away on business giving the peasant pooks a talkin to cause they are like "all simple" and whatnot.

by benjula67 October 21, 2010