by 66057 December 08, 2007
Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.
by Big_Phil May 23, 2009
Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.
Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!
That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!
Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
by poodlesRus April 16, 2009
A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."
2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."
2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
by Pfoenix December 03, 2014
1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another
Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"
Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"
Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"
by WC-surfarmer April 24, 2010
by Slackr002 April 06, 2016
brad: see you later babe!
Janet: no.
Brad: toodle poodle! my sweet little poodle *waggles fingers*
Janet: no. *walks away*
ellenorla: *awkward jesus*
Janet: no.
Brad: toodle poodle! my sweet little poodle *waggles fingers*
Janet: no. *walks away*
ellenorla: *awkward jesus*
by ellenorla January 21, 2012