PONY.MOV

An online animated parody series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It consists of the seven main characters (Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike) with their original appearances, but the ponies have different cutie marks and most of them have very different voices than those from the TV series. Their personalities are also greatly altered; for example, Fluttershy in the TV show is very kind to animals and has a gentle voice; in the PONY.MOV series she kills animals as well as Rainbow Dash with a chainsaw and talks like Fat Albert.
Each of the episodes focuses on one character in particular, much like the television show. They are, as of July 27, 2012, APPLE.MOV (Applejack), DRESS.MOV (Rarity), SHED.MOV (Fluttershy), MAGIC.MOV (Twilight), and PARTY.MOV (Pinkie Pie). Also there is a short dedicated to Spike titled SPIKE.MOV. There is one more episode to be made, SWAG.MOV (Rainbow Dash).

How to summarize the PONY.MOV series up to now:
Twilight: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention, where is everypony?
Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity is being held captive by Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead.
-From PARTY.MOV

by 7Flyer July 28, 2012

pony shot

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020

Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020

pony helper

1. young person who gives up their sunday afternoons to run round bushy park.

2. someone who enjoys cake / hot chocolate / donuts

3. a fat person

omg, charlotte is such a pony helper

by Charlotte Munt December 9, 2007

pony play

Pony play refers to a type of BDSM role-play in which one partner assumes the role of a young equine—a pony—taking on its mannerisms and even dressing the part. The three types of role in pony play are (1) cart ponies, in which the "pony" pulls an actual cart that is sometimes called a "sulky"; (2) riding ponies, in which the "pony" is symbolically "ridden" by the partner; and (3) show ponies, in which the "pony" is asked to display some type of show-horse (dressage) skill, with the "pony" outfitted as for an exhibition. (Source: Wikipedia, strangely enough)

My girlfriend used to be into puppy play, but now she's more into pony play, and I'm the cart horse.

by bighominid February 18, 2015

pony car

originally (1964), a Ford Mustang (possibly after the Mustang logo), later to include competitors like the Chevrolet Camaro; by extension, a car whose main purpose is either to a) impress others, b) be fun to drive, c) run errands at high speed, or d) all of the above.

My grandfather has an old pony car in the garage. Keeps it in mint condition. Drives it on weekends.

by kiph55 June 20, 2009

Pony Kisser

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 22, 2011