pollutant

noun

1. The unfortunate genetic offcut of a push me pull you. A Poll-u-Tant. Can be seen on the cutting room floor of the classic film Doc. Doolittle or the lesser known blue movie version rated R18.

2. A sex act that involves instant custard and plastic sheets usually performed during fog.

3. A democratic system that gauges the amount of tantalizing that occurs at a given time in the population now archaic originally pronounced poll u'r tantalize?

1. "Wow. Look at that mess of an animal" "Oh, that's a Poll-u-tant"
2. "Fancy the pollutant this evening. It's looking a bit cloudy out there?" "Yeah, have you got the custard and sheets?" "yes" "well let's bang on!"
3. "Hello, i'm doing a poll to see how tantalizing you are. Would you take part in this survey?" "Oh, you're doing a poll-u-tant?" "yes, I am"

by mrsbadger July 16, 2011

populution

over-population, over-crowding, too many people in an small area

The populution of New York City is intense, just like "sardines in a can."

by tavern knight July 22, 2006

polation

The act of travelling (swinging, perhaps) between two poles. Obviously.

A polation between concrete and abstract sounds appealing.

by everypolesagoal May 17, 2016

Populution

Populution is caused by the population of people which cause pollution.

“The Populution in China is crazy.”

by Meelizzz March 2, 2020

Pollutions

having a sexual disease,, or giving head to a woman

often used by a famous group named “rubik”

-hi Julie do you want some pollutions

-i already have them
-oh i mean POLLUTIONS

-of course hehe

by pollutionstime October 10, 2020

polluticly correct

any action taken by a person to prevent or minimise the
amount of pollution they are omitting

It makes my day to see all those people are being
polluticly correct by leaving this campsite so clean

by RENNIE SILAS September 28, 2005

poolution

Pollution that directly affects a pool, i.e. someone who needs to piss but doesn't want to get out and just "lets it happen"

Joe: I really gotta go man
Matt: Well get out, we're all swimmin in here and dont want your poolution

by p-zak October 30, 2006