Plant kink

when u just really fucking love plants

"oh jimmy ur leaves are so thicc. thats my plant kink"

by thiccsatan September 17, 2017

Planto

Pronounced "plan to".
A planned sex partner. Often a person from out of town, with whom one has not actually slept but "plans to" upon one's next visit.

Guy 1: I haven't had sex in months.
Guy 2: Should I tell that skank to come talk to you?
Guy 1: Nah, it's cool. I'm visiting my hometown soon, and I have a planto I can take to a hotel room if I get desperate.

by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009

plantship

a mutual likeness between two plants of any type

The plantship between the oak and the elm was exceptional.

by R. King November 20, 2004

PlantSmacker

The action of raping plant such as an old tree.
Also used: PlantSmacked
PlantSmack
PlantSmacking

Greg: d00d i just plantsmacked that little tree
SUSIE: EWW!!
Greg: what?
SUSIE: THAT'S A KID!!!!

by eRAF May 13, 2005

plant some corn

Another way of saying you have to poop

After an extended lunch at the all you can eat buffet, Amy made her way into the bathroom to plant some corn

by Allinballsout June 21, 2017

Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.

-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*

by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017

plantita

Woman who owns and takes care of many plants, likely a plant mom.

I’m a plantita! (I’m a plant mom!)

by xoxdee September 23, 2020