A girl who has an idiot friend named Andy Aguilera. Paola is a pretty girl who is very smart. Her good friend Mama calls her MamaSwaqq. Paola loves Mama and her family very much ! Paola has many friends who love her. Paola is a very nice friend to have..IF YOU DONT LIKE HER SCREW YOU.
by PAOLA February 3, 2014
Get the Paola mug.The nearly 24 year old author of the Inheritance trilogy claimed to be a "child prodgy" (which is a load of crap, who was home schooled and graduated at age 15; began writing to occupy his time, at about 17 years old he presented his parents with Eragon, they loved it and used their own publishing company to publish Eragon. He went on a book tour for 2 years until the stepson of Carl Hiaasen learned of the book, Alfred Knof of Random House soon heard of Eragon through this connection. Eragon skipped the typical reviewing and rejection millions of other writes must confront; Paolini's book was published, not even edited of any of the dull, derivative content and was on shelves and the New York Times bestseller list in no time.
The egghead's ego grew even more with Eldest which was even longer and worse than Eragon. But he was continuously praised and fooled himself into placing himself as high as Tolkien (where he admits his "inspiration" came from) Le Guin, and Mccaffrey.
Tries to force atheism and vegetarianism onto his readers with no one fighting back in the story. Admits to Eragon (the character) to being himself, therefore a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
A pigheaded moron who was lucky enough to skip the process of publishing and is still so big headed he tried to write poetry like Tolkien. Now he says he is writing the final book with a quill.
Worst author and role model ever. Ignore like the plague.
The egghead's ego grew even more with Eldest which was even longer and worse than Eragon. But he was continuously praised and fooled himself into placing himself as high as Tolkien (where he admits his "inspiration" came from) Le Guin, and Mccaffrey.
Tries to force atheism and vegetarianism onto his readers with no one fighting back in the story. Admits to Eragon (the character) to being himself, therefore a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.
A pigheaded moron who was lucky enough to skip the process of publishing and is still so big headed he tried to write poetry like Tolkien. Now he says he is writing the final book with a quill.
Worst author and role model ever. Ignore like the plague.
by akemi October 30, 2007
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Theory of and belief in the importance and power of play. Even just a 20 minute daily playcation can reduce stress, release healthy endorphins into the body, increase joy, smiles, laughter, can fine tune motor skills, expand the imagination, and create great memories.
These powers of play make an individual life and the world a better place, as the power of play is transcendent to all beings, regardless of age, number of legs or paws, type of fur or hair, ears, teeth, tongue, sex, color, DNA, history or heritage.
Playologists, are evolved, free, positive, happy, playful beings, who relate to the world and one another in a universal language of smiles and laughter.
These powers of play make an individual life and the world a better place, as the power of play is transcendent to all beings, regardless of age, number of legs or paws, type of fur or hair, ears, teeth, tongue, sex, color, DNA, history or heritage.
Playologists, are evolved, free, positive, happy, playful beings, who relate to the world and one another in a universal language of smiles and laughter.
You, alone or with peeps you can relate to, (but are not necessarily related to - we all know the difference) shake off the 'shoulds' and decide to explore the joy-cult activities of playology. Escaping the major reality for a personally time-determined playcation of excellent, healthy, sweaty and/or creative, pretend play with your favorite toy or game, you crack yourselves up, become addicted to the endorphin rush and vow yourselves playologists. See...your imagination is expanding already.
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Get the Paolo mug.Paolo is a bit retarded, but he has a very warm and nice personality. Sometimes you wonder if Paolo is joking he is being so dumb, but he definitely has times where he surprises everyone and is smart. If your name is Paolo you definitely get 1000 of chicks and you definitely are a 10/10. If you are a Paolo and reading this just know that you are super sexy and abuse the power of being a Paolo.
by daddy beef curry June 16, 2021
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You: OMG, this was our song. :'(
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬
You: Now Playing: Sevendust -- Angel's Son
Your best mate: It's that Playlist Conspiracy... ¬_¬
by sconzey January 11, 2009
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