kissing pickles

licking the clit when it's from an 80-year-old women and it dangles to the ground and is wet and juicy.

When you were out kissing pickles I was haveing sex with a hot chick

by SamTHEBest November 17, 2016

Fuzzy Pickles

1) a statement to distract people when they are about to hit you so you can hit them first or run away
2) the statement old white men whisper into teenage girls' ears at the zoo

"Fuzzy pickles beautiful," whispered the creepy old man into my ear and i was taking a picture of someone

by katy_bug July 29, 2011

fuck pickles

In simple terms; saturday detention for theatre people.
An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday?

Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuck pickles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

by giules_95 October 27, 2013

Pace your pickles

to slow or calm down

"James and I get along perfectly! I think he may be the one!!"

"Pace your pickles Sarah, you had 1 date..."

by Frenchfries0516 March 30, 2015

cool pickles

cool pickles (adj): an explictive describing a situation better than totally awesome.

Cathy, i am going to give you my old BMW. Cool Pickles! and thanks.

by Cathy Bear September 30, 2006

Stu Pickles

dad of tommy n dil

stu iz c00l

by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003

pussy and pickles

the scent of the mattress after a phenomenal fuck session in a tent followed by a scrumptious grilled cheese and tomato sandwich with pringles and a side of pickles, but being so numb that you drip the pickle juice all over the bed.

Sex was so good last night I had to get up and make him a grilled cheese sandwich with pickles on the side....Now the entire tent smells like pussy and pickles!!!!

by mimmypants June 20, 2009