Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.

Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.

Optimistic Pessimism by I hate optimists April 25, 2010

Pessidogs 

A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.

X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.

Pessidogs by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021

Pessidog 

Pessidogs (plural)

Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.

●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.

Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.

Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.

X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.

Pessidog by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021

Pesky Porker 

A police officer

Look at those pesky porkers waddle into Dunkin' Donuts!

Pesky Porker by Victra March 6, 2009

pestork 

Engage in the physical act of love, especially when the actor is a prominent politician and is doing so notwithstanding marriage to another.

Gov. Sanford could have been a contender for the presidency, were it not for his decision to repeatedly pestork that Argentine.

pestork by chicago bureau July 16, 2009

PESD 

Post Election Stress Disorder

I can't accept the results of the election. I am having PESD.

PESD by Red1967 February 22, 2017

Peskleway 

a sex position including a tricycle, horse, lube, and an assortment of dildos. This position is known for being carried out by Cody (the creator/founder of said position). Note the Peskleway has only been accomplished once, while his friend Rocky watched.

Everyone could hear Cody doing the Peskleway in the next room, little did he know that his friend Rocky was watching.

Peskleway by anonymously7 April 8, 2009