trying my patience

1) Used when a specific person is so ignorant and hard-headed to your side of the story to the point that you can't stand it anymore. You have been patient and you have been trying to explain to them that what happened is something trivial, but they still don't get it after all this time. In other words, you get pissed off at the fact that they can't let go of stupid shit.

2) Someone that has been bugging you so much that you just want to kick their ass.

First definition is self-explanatory.

Second definition:

*at school*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hey.
Dave: What are you doing?
Jeff: Studying for my History test.
Dave: You wanna play baseball with me and my friends?
Jeff: Sorry, I have a whole lot of work to do.

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: Hi again...
Dave: What are you doing now?
Jeff: Still studying for my History test!
Dave: We're having another game of baseball. What to come?
Jeff: I still got a shitload of work to do!
Dave: Oh okay. See ya!

*20 minutes later*

Dave: Hey there Jeff!
Jeff: *gets really annoyed* Yo....What is it now?
Dave: I was just checking to see what you're doing.
Jeff: If you haven't noticed already, I'm still studying for my classes.
Dave: Do you want to play another game of-
Jeff: You're trying my patience right now, Dave! I really need to pass my classes, and you bugging me isn't helping!

by Miu-Miu-Miu December 30, 2009

patent

A legal that inventors have to come up with so other people don't steal or wordgank/wordtheir inventions.

"I didn't get a patent on my "Scat-a-pult" and someone put one on the market already.

by meetoo September 6, 2003

patent leather

a leather that has been given a high gloss finish.

"I went with them to the market and they bought some patent leather shoes and a very nice black pair of lace-ups with silver shoelaces,"(Briscoe 98).

by morgann t March 27, 2007

patent invalidator

A person who researches prior art of a particular patent with the goal of finding the best combination of references that when combined, suggest the patent is likely not valid.

The patent invalidator and the firm’s patent litigator are working together to fight the patent troll’s claim assertions.

by WordyWillSmith January 18, 2019

patiencegiraffe

The loveliest kind of giraffe you will meet. A very kind and supportive giraffe. Loves playing video games, and is very good at them. Patiencegiraffes also love elephants.

Breeze: Patiencegiraffe is getting wins on fortnite again!
Me: Yeah i know, odd how a giraffe can be so amazing

by GiraffesAreKool August 12, 2019

Patented Dick Burger

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019

Patience is key

Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.

Nonono don't rush, patience is key.

by Feefeeil March 12, 2021