Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.
A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
Yes, it's been remixed again for DDR SuperNOVA 2!!
This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.
The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).
While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
by Oni-91 October 26, 2007
Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!
The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
by Yuri January 27, 2005
by sam farr November 10, 2007
A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 05, 2009
Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.
Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.
OR
Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.
OR
Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
by Larentiah September 14, 2011