Palestined

Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.

He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.

by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023

Palestine

My beloved homeland.

"You look so similar to Palestine."
"What do you mean?"
"Strong!, and beautiful, and a thousand enemies want you."

by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023

Palestiner

Someone who does mental gymnastics to dismiss reality & instead creates a narrative where they're the victim & everyone but themselves is to blame for their situation.

This Palestiner said she had no choice but to sleep with 3 of my friends and steal money from my wallet because I emotionally abused her by not responding to her texts when I was at work.

by Sadri January 25, 2024

Palestined

To play the victim; to disregard history and make up a version that will suit your political needs.

Bro that guy literally palestined me! He hit my car and told the police that he was there fist

by Phlyboiii June 4, 2024

Palestined

"Palestined" (verb): The act of initiating a confrontation or dispute, only to lose the ensuing conflict and strategically framing the opposing side as the wrongdoers, thus portraying oneself as the victim.

After picking a needless argument, Tom Palestined the situation by playing the victim, portraying his opponent as the aggressor despite initiating the conflict.

by MohammadRaul December 27, 2023

Palestine

A “Country” That doesn’t actually exist and is deserved to be raided by Israel. Fucking god they wont pay me enough. - Daxy

Underage Kid: River to the sea Palestine will be free… 🤓

Israeli: Y’all invaded us first so STFU dude.

by Daxysthingie March 5, 2024

Palestining

To squat on land while the owners are traveling, only to whine that its yours when they come back. Then when you lose, over and over trying to get it back, you tape and kill like the homeless animal you are.

....and when we got home, someone was sleeping in my bed! I threw him out so he slept in my nextdoor neighbors bed. When my next door neighbor threw him out he went across the street to that neighbors house! They tossed him.out too. The guy was really Palestining all over my neighborhood.

by This jew don't go quite. January 25, 2024