Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.

"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."

by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

mexican oyster

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

by JKScandal April 1, 2015

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Oyster-shame

When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.

typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.

A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.

by daveyutah June 6, 2018

noisy oyster

The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.

I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!

by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016

Discover the oyster

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"

by The Gay AgenDUH January 22, 2017