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Oxymoron 

Eish, the government of South Africa, eish Oxymorons!
Oxymoron by Gatvol VandieKak July 16, 2020

oxymoron 

A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.
That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.
oxymoron by Jack Ferrule November 3, 2020

Oxymoron 

A simple minded person that says something that contradicts themselves.
Person 1: Hi Joe what’s up?
Person2: Smart people are smart, so I’m smart.
Person 1: You are an oxymoron.
Oxymoron by NeoAndTrinity_Rachel December 23, 2020

Oxymoron 

Two words that contradict each other. Examples below.
Examples of Oxymorons below
Civil War
Curved Line
Jumbo Shrimp
Education System
RationalWiki
Oxymoron by A4775 December 19, 2020

oxymoron 

a figure of speech that conflicts or does not agree with itself, such as "friendly fire"

the word itself is an oxymoron, it literally means pointedly foolish
examples of oxymorons:
larger half
jumbo shrimp
same difference

only choice
black light
pretty ugly
exact estimate

microsoft works
virtual reality
oxymoron by ben's mop April 14, 2021

Oxymoron 

noun

a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction
Oxymoron by Butyfull sexsy July 17, 2021