The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.
Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.
The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.
Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.
The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.
Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.
Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.
Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."
Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.
Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."
Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.
by Dundasian February 6, 2005
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365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.
Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.
Well thats about all
London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA
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St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.
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Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.
Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!
Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?
Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?
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London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?
by sarahsam January 30, 2007
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The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.
by ArmyDave October 28, 2006
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1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
1. The scene extreme chick: Either you can find them with incredibly puffy hair, extensive eye make up, and a Dance Gavin Dance t-shirt with bright pink leggings.
2. The punk: Usually wearing a Ramones shirt over a torn up long sleeve. Everything on them is tore up, including their stockings to the point where you could see the cellulite on their asses. They usually have plugs, and can kick your best friend's ass.
3. The Chola: Born and raised in Ontario. Will never leave. Sharpie eye brows and the speech skills of a cucumber. Most likely has a boyfriend who's a mexican with a shaved head and long white socks.
4. Preppy bitch: Wears name brand clothing. Most likely on a school dance team. Acts like they own the place, but hate it at the same time. Usually the eye candy of males in the area, but put them down when they announce that they're fucking somebody who is 7 years older.
Fuck Ontarihoes.
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