MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

mince

drinking alcohol/getting drunk

"who's keen on mince this weekend"

"i was so minced last night"

by peanut_donny July 1, 2022

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023

Minister of mincing

Minister of mincing

He can’t help mincing when he walks, it just comes naturally, Charlie is such a nice boy, when he walks he could be the minister of mincing

by Shrewmac1 September 27, 2025

Minced

Beyond chopped
Approximately a 1-4 out of 10

Guy 1: “Damn, bro is chopped”
Guy2: “I would go as far as to say he is minced”
Guy 1:”Heard you”

by Langweenie May 6, 2025

minced balls

Mincing a mans balls. First get a bow and arrow and CLEANLY shoot some balls off. then get a mincer and mince their balls.

i minced balls of this man

by UBinsaid1 March 10, 2022