Shit-minced

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!
by Josoroo August 29, 2022
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minced balls

Mincing a mans balls. First get a bow and arrow and CLEANLY shoot some balls off. then get a mincer and mince their balls.
i minced balls of this man
by UBinsaid1 March 10, 2022
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minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
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Marvin mince

A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.
He's a marvin mince.
by Max Mason June 09, 2023
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nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards
"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"
by mr cod June 02, 2023
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Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 20, 2021
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mince

"who's keen on mince this weekend"

"i was so minced last night"
by peanut_donny July 01, 2022
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