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Offensive joke

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
by Eliorb July 1, 2020
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Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008
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Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.
Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark
by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019
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Counter-offensive

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.
Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.
by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009
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offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.
Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.
by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011
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Yeetable Offense

1.) Used commonly when asking if a prior statement/action is valid enough to reply with "Yeet".

2.) Lesser used Definition, when someone does something unacceptable within the friend group/society they have committed a "Yeetable Offense" which in terms for being removed or "yeeted" from said group or society.
1.) "Bro, did you see how Dylan threw that bottle? Is that a Yeetable Offense?"

"Yes, he absolutely Yeeted that!"

2.) "Guys, I just learned that Alex watched Cuties and liked it, please tell me this is a Yeetable Offense?!?"
by The_Captain_Kirk September 12, 2020
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