opeth

A good, but overrated metal band

why does everyone love opeth so much

by Sanson August 29, 2005

Opeth

A shitty band, who have gained more notoriety in the last few years because they are supposedly 'original' and 'progressive'. Their latest album, which goes beyond the terms gay and emo. Opeth fans are also very retarded. Do not say Opeth sucks in front of them.

Other shit bands like Opeth are Maudlin of the Well and Kayo Dot.

by Barbotte June 19, 2006

Deanco Oberholzer

A person with a massive cock
He is also the nicest person you will know and tends to put on a fake smile alot of the time. He is blvery insecure and spends most of his time listening to music and others

Oof Deanco Oberholzer

by DEPRESSED EDITS ON INSTA October 28, 2020

opeth

a band that would be good if the singer was not the singer. he sucks

opeth has cool guitar parts, but theyre not really a good band. maybe he has 3 testicles, he should donate some to axl rose

by poop July 2, 2004

Opeth

to Gab of Terrasoft: thats not fair... sum41 are are band doing their thing just like opeth are doing their thing... fuck i luv opeth and i also luv sum41 -aswell as a shitload of other bands out ther in the metal and rock genres... so just because you dont like a certain band doesnt mean you should diss them... what about the people who luv that 'hiphop rnb' stuff and diss metal and rock?? im sure u dont like that.

damnation!!!!!!!!

by musik May 25, 2003

ObeytheE

A existential idea more than a word or definition per se. Anyone on XBoxLive with this gamer tag is not only magnanimous but well endowed and intelligent. He is cock-strong and always ready to finger-fuck the classiest of all the ladies. He carries himself with an unusual swagger...mostly due to his inordinate and overwhelmingly sized cock. This enormous monster-sized, ding-dong is his only weakness. Both the length and girth are unmatched which lends to his unwavering ego when he beats the snot out of his opponents during any game of Madden!

Disclaimer: any further definition below this that is not regaling me with banal minutia, is both untrue and that person will forever be known as one of my cock-suckers who swallows the golden load of my giant wang who I coincidentally kick in the "gooch" or cunt!

"Anyone named Eric is to be obeyed, revered and to have his cock sucked on the spot...ObeytheE"!

by ObeytheE February 3, 2010

obeties

The combination of obesity and diabetes. The greatest percentage of fat achievable by mankind, this form of human is at least 97.5% pure lard.

See also, obetic.

That guys' stomach droops passed his knees. He must have obeties.

by DavinP August 2, 2010