Goshen Oyster

A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.

Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.

I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.

by Joyfulsquelch October 23, 2020

Discover the oyster

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"

by The Gay AgenDUH January 22, 2017

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.

"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."

by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

noisy oyster

The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.

I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!

by Cleveland Cody August 5, 2016

Oyster-shame

When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.

typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.

A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.

by daveyutah June 6, 2018