OSWD

Obsessive Shorts Wearing Disorder

I think Tom has OSWD, he hasn't worn anything else in 4 months.

by blackt12 August 10, 2010

lake oswego

small conservative town filled with rich middle aged people that are too afraid to live in portland. Residents of lake oswego think that this is "The OC" of Oregon. People coming from actual so cal want to shoot lake oswego-ans in the foot.

You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.

The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.

the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".

how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.

1 more year in lake oswego and then i'll be gone forever!

by baybee03030330 September 17, 2008

Lee Oswald

Lee H. Oswald was a patriot of the American people, who stood for everything that the United Socialist States of American government is against.
The government knew that if John F. Kennedy wasn't eliminated, then the Viet Nam "police action" would never have happened, and several govt. contractors would go completely broke, and their would have been no protection for the oil companies who were "wildcatting" for oil in the area at the time.
Kennedy was killed in the classic "triangulation of fire" using 3 different expert rifleman, who were most likely hired by the C.I.A.
Someone had to be sacrificed, to take the blame for the assassination, and Lee Oswald was the perfect candidate. He had recently defected from the USA and then returned to Texas with his new russian bride. At the time, the majority of the American public were foolish enough to believe any story that the government perpetuated, no matter how absurd.

Lee Oswald had not fired any kind of rifle in years, at the time of his alleged involvment, in the shooting.

by shomesomethin July 5, 2010

lake oswego highschool

crapest school in the whole wide bunch of mean people u screwed if u go there. Coz its jus a bunch of fake people. The students there are mean n they are stuck in their own world of fakness. WORST SCHOOOLLLLLL. if u had choice pick the other other trust me or youl would seriously hate ittt

guy: I go to lake oswego highschool
girl: ur fake!!!!

by ferah tiko April 21, 2010

Oswego

Oswego is a small town.... nothing special... there are pot heads reserved in specific areas around town that you can easily avoid, and if you don't pay any attention to them they just swear and walk away in a squiggly line (seriously). There's a band/orchestra/chorus program that almost everyone's in and usually the concerts are... not too good. At the Oswego High School there are the standard social classes; the preps, jocks, freaks, goths, pot heads, and that all around skanks also know as the dirty kids that no one wants to even go near. The principal there cries... constantly, although it isn't true that the teachers give back weed. '09 on the last day of school there were food fights that made headline news and reptiles were let loose in the school; what could possibly have gone wrong. The mayor has said that he "wants" to fix the problems in Oswego and we all know that it's never going to happen! For example the homeless people who wander at night (very creeper). The weather sucks! Winter for 6 months, spring for 3 months where you're walking in mud constantly, and summer for maybe 2 months if you're lucky. As a positive, during the fall the college campus is beautiful and since Oswego is right on the lake the sunsets aren't too bad either, and if you're up at the lake Rudy's is a great fish/grill place. Other than that to sum everything up Oswego is the world's Shithole. Some people argue that global warming is from car emssions; nope, it's from all the pot heads in Oswego.

(college kids just ended their semester)
Kid 1: Hey what do you wanna do?
Kid 2: I dunno. Where's the best weed?
Kid 1: Get in the car
Kid2: Where are we going?
Kid 1:Oswego

by Roseanna Johnson June 24, 2009

Oswald

A fabby fab famalam who live in sheep land, Shropshire!
Shropshire is their shared kingdom with the Wauchope famalam!
The Oswald famalam sent all their bare safe kids to Stowe cuz they cool like that!
So yeah..a pretty awesome famalam

Dangg, I wish I was an Oswald

by izzy oswald October 24, 2011

oswylde

someone who is NOT named oswald who has a lot of brilliant profound thoughts and shares them with people so that they can find their way to God and be better and nicer humans like oswylde

wow oswylde makes me want to stop being a degenerate and do great wholesome things with my sad pathetic little bitch life. maybe i shouldn't kill myself just yet thank you oswylde you are a beacon of light and hope

by er455 November 30, 2019