1 definition by baybee03030330

small conservative town filled with rich middle aged people that are too afraid to live in portland. Residents of lake oswego think that this is "The OC" of Oregon. People coming from actual so cal want to shoot lake oswego-ans in the foot.

You can find rich couples walking the streets on friday night decked out in fur coats and sports coats.

The teens in this town think they are the shit.
everyone shops at abercrombie and fitch and look the EXACT same. it's really quite sad. there is a group of sluts that call themselves "the fab 7". i want to hurl.

the LO PO (lake o police) have nothing better to do than pulling over teens for 'looking suspicious".

how to look like a typical LO girl:
fake tan every day
bleach your hair blonde and straighten it.
abercrombie jeans and a tight abercrombie tank of some sort. be sure to flaunt the middriff.

1 more year in lake oswego and then i'll be gone forever!
by baybee03030330 August 31, 2006
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