Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch 

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.

Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.

Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch by Junkyard Squirrel August 6, 2010

once fat bitch 

a girl (or guy) that used to be really fat, but finally grew into their body and now looks pretty decent. They usually change from a nice fat kid to an arrogant/cocky prick.

Person A: Back in the day that girl used to eat cookies with me in the cafteria.
Person B: Yeah, now she ignores you and eats salad for lunch. She's a once fat bitch.

once fat bitch by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008

Once you go black, you never go back 

Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.

After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.

Once you go black, you never go back by ksbunny July 26, 2012

once upon a time

A snap story where you talk about past crushes and who you talked to in the past or future and how that you ended up stop liking them.

Add me to your once upon a time priv I wanna see something real quick 😂

once upon a time by jutsmadethisjustbecause February 24, 2020

once you go black, your never going back 

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.

Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"

once you go black, your never going back by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011

once you go black you'll never go back 

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

once you go black you'll never go back by anonymous September 14, 2023

once you go brit you never quit 

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

once you go brit you never quit by 76sixty March 3, 2008