Expletive commonly uttered by 14 year old World of Warcraft fanboys upon realization that they slept through their stop on the train. Not used in anger, but rather a more pathetic, resided to failure tone.
"Sir, When's Wlimington?"
" Last Stop"
"WHAT????? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT??? NOOOOOOOO...... *SIGH* Crud-Knuckles...."
" Last Stop"
"WHAT????? WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT??? NOOOOOOOO...... *SIGH* Crud-Knuckles...."
by BigJerDeuce August 24, 2009
Get the Crud-Knucklesmug. Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 30, 2018
Get the Crud Muffinmug. A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!
(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
Get the Crud Munching Bitchmug. A piece of trash, utter shit. This term is a variation of the phrase "hunka-hunka burning love" from the song "Burning Love" by the one and only Elvis Presley.
During the week of August 16 (Elvis death anniversary) a TV network had an "Elvis flick" about how his ghost haunts the city of Memphis and gives advice to some local residents. The TV guide said that the TV movie would make Elvis spin in his grave - don't waste your time, it's a hunka-hunka burning crud.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007
Get the hunka-hunka burning crudmug. by Detroit Vee April 18, 2017
Get the blow crudmug. Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.
'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''
by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016
Get the Crud-hustlermug. by moutain_dew420 October 27, 2020
Get the Crud Boppermug.