Offset

The Slang "offset" Means "Gansta" Or "Crazy" Person.

He Claim To Be A "Offset" While He Is Nothing But A Dork.

by Young Offset June 23, 2018

offshore

1) n. The place in Norway to work.

2) adj. Unavailable for drinking/partying due to being on a rig.

3) v. Tricked, conned, or otherwise persuaded into going offshore.

1) I work offshore, we watch plasma TV's on coffee break.

2) I was offshore for the last 4 weekends.

3) I was supposed to be home for the holidays, but I got offshored. Looks like this year I'll have an offshore christmas instead.

by vaeren December 18, 2006

offspring

Used to replace the word son. Especially when referring to a member of the female sex.

Hey what's up offspring.

by Jahtay May 29, 2008

obfuscation

A dance move created by North Carolina band Between the Buried and Me. This involves closing one eye, and stepping to the side.

By the end of Mirrors, I was already ready to do the obfuscation.

by byzorko October 21, 2010

Offside

An illegal move in football, often mis-understood and often questioned by females with no football knowledge to their more football-aware partners.

Imagine you are in a shop queuing in single file. The girl in front doesn't have her purse, then you realise you don't have yours. The solution is your mate at the back can throw you hers. Once the purse is thrown you can dodge round the girl in front, catch it and run to the cashier. BUT, you must remember that until your mate has "actually thrown the purse" it would be wrong to be in front of the other girl and you would be OFFSIDE!!

by Andrea2580 June 19, 2010

Offside

(In UK Football) Offside is when an attacker is passed the ball while they have pasta bake in their hand and the reciver has a cucumber in their mouth

Fan1: oyyyy how is that not offside?!

Fan2: bloody dirty offside that is.. look you can see the cucumber in his mouth?!!

by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017

Offset

To put off

This was offset by that

by drea the viking July 23, 2018