Nuter

When you get hit in the testicles so hard, that you think they fell off

Oh god! I think you just nutered me!

by ChickenMcPumpkin November 26, 2014

nasterbasty

The action of satisfying oneself sexually with a turkey baster.

After thanksgiving dinner, I headed towards the kitchen for a little nasterbasty.

by Seamus O'houlihan February 12, 2007

nutterfly

The first round of ejaculatory material that leaves with greater velocity, thusly traveling a further distance than following rounds of fluid.

That nutterfly could have put an eye out.

by Koko and theChief March 29, 2009

Nutterface

A girl with beautiful face but an unattractive body

Jane is a total nutterface.

by Balz McGurkin August 9, 2010

Nutter

The stinky, slimy and sometimes chunky substance that forms between the nuts and legs durring a warm humid day.

It's so fucking hot, that I'm producing some grade A nutter.

by TropicanaTwistr January 23, 2015

Nuttery

The fine art of unleashing a nut in a public place.

Bro, I went to the school computer lab to type my essay, only to discover that Daniel committed nuttery on the keyboard!

by Cronklet December 4, 2017

pooper nutter

someone who is buzz kill in every situation.

Person 1: Hey! I just got accepted to college!
Person 2: did you know 80% of the students there end up dying slow and painful deaths?
Person 1: what?
Person 3: jeezz mon, you a pooper nutter.

by toschoolforcool March 19, 2011