novel txter

someone who texts in the length of full length stephen king novels. adding way more useless information either completely steering away from the main topic, or the overall story is completely pointless. usually followed up by a short response by the opposing party that shows a general response that would most likely satisfy what the other said, assuming the recipient barely skimmed the text, for they didn't care.

josh: (novel txter)

"hey man so guess what emily just told me! she said that sara told her that i was one of the cutest guys at that party last night. which is funny because earlier that day i was talking to jim about how nervous i was to go to the party because last time i went partying i was "that guy" who broke down and cried about all his problems. i really havent been the same since, plus i just remembered i threw my favorite shirt in the wash like 10 mins before i got the txt about the party so i would have had to wait another like 45mins for it to finish the rinse cycle plus awhile to dry it and anyway long story short she said i was cute man"

anthony:

" haha thats cool bro"

by apaul235 September 5, 2011

Novrelt

Safe guy who just vanished

hey, remember Joe Gray? I miss that lad, he was a novrelt"

by Sharron October 7, 2012

novellen

A young beautiful women who has a great interest in sports. usually good at maths and has a great sense of humour .

She is good at maths, she must be named Novellen

by Chewbacagirl September 29, 2015

novelty fart

A fart that is loud but has no odor.

Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.

by Crusty undies November 9, 2017

novell

Novell, a mix between night and lovell. Can be used to describe someone as well as something.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Amber?"

Person 2: "Oh, you mean Amber Novell?"

Person 1: "That's a nice table.."

Person 2: "Yeah I guess, it's so.. novell.

by nikkinkinikik April 27, 2019

Novel Virus

Novel virus refers to a virus not seen before. It can be a virus that is isolated from its natural reservoir or isolated as the result of spread to an animal or human host where the virus had not been identified before. It can be an emergent virus, one that represents a new virus, but it can also be an extant virus, one that has not been previously identified.

The novel virus is spreading like crazy

by 1Shot Duke April 29, 2020

novily

novily is happy,loving,kind,helpful,and so funny she will make u smile in about 3.2 seconds.you need a novily in your life if your in novilys life you a very lucky person and her man/girl is very lucy to be with her.

You will love novily but u are lucky if she loves u back.

by Jasmine judgment March 19, 2021