Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

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On, not in

“On, not in” is a term that prevents two heterosexual males from doing anything homo. It is used in reference to sleeping bags, where if you place the other male on top of the bag instead of inside it’s no homo but if he were to be inside, you’re a total fag. It’s similar to “if you wear socks, it’s not gay”

Woah woah dude, don’t do that, it’s gay, you have to put him on, not in.

by Dirty Dan the Man Devito June 26, 2018

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I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

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I Am Not Touching A Quicktime Event On A Nintendo Gamecube

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

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i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

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