Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.

Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.

by Jfattz August 27, 2013

Chuck Norrised

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.

I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.

by Sara Em November 11, 2008

Scrub Norris

The ultimate failure at life. Opposite of its counterpart Chuck Norris, who rules at life in everything he does. A Scrub Norris just sucks at everything and even when he tries his hardest he still fails. Typical examples include a guitar player that only knows power chords, a person who spams only one button while playing a video game, someone who thinks benching 135 at the gym is amazing could also be considered a scrub norris; you get the idea.

I know what a Scrub Norris

by apatheticempath December 3, 2011

Chuck Fucking Norris

A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.

Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"

Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"

by Chuck Norris88 December 11, 2010

Carlos Ray Norris

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status

Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....

by 64hyp64 October 25, 2009

cluck norris

a chickin that kicks ass

holy shit did you see cluck norris kick that kids ass

by dickvill November 2, 2008

Norrisized

Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.

Man: Dude, so what happened?

Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.

Man: Did you fight him?

Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!

by Phantom Tonberry II June 30, 2010