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Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
by AluXeZ January 10, 2010
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tall noodle

Something that is smol but less innocent
She is a tall noodle
by TheSmolBean April 2, 2016
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Noodle Dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles
AHHHHH!!!! I need noodles nowwww!!!
Ur so noodle Dong!
by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019
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Noodle dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles.
I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.
by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019
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Noggles

Noggles is a special glasses that is a symbol of Nounsdao . Its symbole in typing is : ⌐◨-◨
Aubtoshi was wearing nice noggles yesterday.
by Nftcation November 29, 2022
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Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.
Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.
by Barbarina August 31, 2023
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cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.
I can see that girls cooter noodle.
by awesomimicals February 15, 2010
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