Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

tall noodle

Something that is smol but less innocent

She is a tall noodle

by TheSmolBean April 2, 2016

Noodle Dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles

AHHHHH!!!! I need noodles nowwww!!!
Ur so noodle Dong!

by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

Noodle dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles.

I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.

by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

Noggles

Noggles is a special glasses that is a symbol of Nounsdao . Its symbole in typing is : ⌐◨-◨

Aubtoshi was wearing nice noggles yesterday.

by Nftcation November 29, 2022

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.

I can see that girls cooter noodle.

by awesomimicals February 15, 2010