Nonsense

Something that is irrelevant, unimportant for details in a story, or something that conflicts with your schedule, ie a reason for why a party member is absent; respectfully, with no insult to the actual activity the absent is attending. A fun way of saying “extraneous.”

“Where’s John?”

“Oh he’s up to some nonsense, school related.”

“So I was working a double, and he hits me with this nonsense I gotta pickup on the way home.

by insomniacwithnightmares July 9, 2023

bookend nonsense

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology

"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"

by Nephilium November 13, 2011

nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.

In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

by halolord64513 April 29, 2008

nonsense box

(Noun) - a person, most likely a female, who doesn't know what they are talking about or generally talks a lot of shit.

Woman: "Whoop whoop drinks with my besties tonight!"

Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NONSENSE BOX"

by RascalHewlettII January 13, 2014

Nonsense of humour

The Science of Confusing Your Friends: When you tell a joke so nonsensical that everyone laughs—just because they don’t know what else to do.

what just happened? That person used nonsense of humour to confuse us.

by VandalUpfold December 30, 2024

Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another

I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.

by radio ccl November 25, 2018

Nonsense

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Wierdo "÷%^#;*="
Me "That's a bunch of nonsense, Wierdo"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025