Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole

James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.

by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.

Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?

by eh March 2, 2005

noledge

with no knowledge at all .

"Fri-Fri the stupidest girl in the class has lots of noledge" .

by ricardo saenz June 23, 2008

noble middle school

Noble Middle School is a very mediocre place of education with very little tolerance for anything. Noble is a nicotine infested hellhole with asshole teachers and a bald principle with no penis. Noble is in the neighborhoods between Ogden and Mayfair and is basically in the middle of nowhere.

Bro I hate noble middle school it’s awful.

The principle at noble is bald and has no ween.

Miss davis is the best teacher at noble middle school.

by JCSp8 October 29, 2018

Noble

An awesome, smart, incredibly good looking guy with a huge heart. He is always the center of attention guy who is great with the ladies. He will always be your friend unless you cross him, he will go ape shit and probably beat the fuck out of you.

Girl: Did you see Noble today!?
Guy: Yeah why?
Girl: He looked sooo hot!
Guy: Damn wish I was Noble.

by Alyshaaaa69 July 30, 2012

nobed

A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.

"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!

by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005