the noob cannon in counter strike
by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004
Get the auto shotgunmug. To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008
Get the auto-Darwinizemug. Automatic Best Friend.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008
Get the Auto-Bestiemug. When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.
I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...
by BobboFairbro November 3, 2011
Get the Auto-Nodmug. When you auto vibe with someone, you automatically get along with them, as if you’ve known them for longer than you really have.
by isamniia February 28, 2020
Get the Auto-Vibemug. The automatic, often insincere, 'mourning' on the Internet which begins immediately after a celebrity, politician or other noteworthy person expires or is diagnosed with a serious medical condition.
Learning of John McCain's diagnosis of brain cancer, people on Face book went into the auto-mourn mode.
by Captain Negative July 20, 2017
Get the auto-mournmug. by trombonerguy December 9, 2013
Get the Auto Splugemug.