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The Nixon 

A sex position in which you eat her out but do it by shakin your head left and right violently while putting the peace sign up her butt. Then you take the soldiers home (taking the fingers out) declare youre not a bad guy and resign (leave right before she finishes
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the Nixon tonight?
Women: Are you gonna let me finish this time?
Guy: Perhaps

Richard Nixon 

A foreplay manuver where a person places each hand (making the peace symbol) on either side of a woman's breasts, pushing them together. Then the person sticks their face in the woman's cleavage and shakes his/her head back in forth while saying, "I am not a crook." Preferably using a voice similar to Former President Richard Nixon.
Bob gave Deanna a Richard Nixon when they were fooling around one night.
Richard Nixon by KinoSupremo September 9, 2009

Tim Nixon 

A delicious beverage made from 1oz Rye, 1oz Cherry Whiskey, mix with Coke Regular or even unleaded if you prefer. A similar drink is the Tim Bob same thing just with a little water.
Hey Rosie what would you like to drink?

Murph, what do you think? A Tim Nixon of course!
Tim Nixon by SuperRoseKrapper December 9, 2008

The Richard Nixon 

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"
The Richard Nixon by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

dick nixon

A Dick Nixon is when someone goes down on a guy. When it is time to shoot the load, you shoot it in their eyes so as to blind them. Then you punch them in the nose in order to knock them out. Once they are unconscious, you steal every thing you can grab from their place and get the hell out. If they ever call you out on what you did you are to reply, "I am not a crook!"
Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go
dick nixon by kujo411 June 22, 2007

Cold Nixon

A technique in Cunnilingus where the partner performing the oral sex uses an ice cube while constantly flashing the double peace signs and intermittingly blowing raspberries.
"Baby, I am not a crook"

"NO! NOT THE COLD NIXON!"

(A long, cold, satisfying raspberry ensues).
Cold Nixon by S. White October 12, 2006