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Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.
Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”
by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020
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Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016
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Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.
"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"
by JonDon November 28, 2012
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Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.
Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.
by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008
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nightwing

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson; the first robin/boy wonder. Bruce Wayne’s 1st son

“he’s the daddy of all daddy’s. minus his own father.”
i love nightwing so much
by ilovenightwingsomuchomh June 24, 2022
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Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"
by 80esprit December 14, 2008
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lightning kick

1. to kick as if by the speed of lightning, or literally 60,000 meters per second (130,000 mph).
2. a combat move involving quick repeated kicks from a vertically varying leg position, as performed by female character Chun Li in CAPCOM'S Street Fighter series.
Chun Li lightning kicked the $%&! out of Guile in Round One.
by yiddish for dreamer August 22, 2009
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