nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

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Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

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Nutty Chunker

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013

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nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

by Emas December 9, 2016

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Nutty Pot

When you cum in one of your girl’s nostrils and it comes out the other, effectively cleaning her sinuses.

I’ve been breathing great since Chet and Klyle each gave me a Nutty Pot

by BA_BROWN October 23, 2018

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Natty Grid

Slang term for the electric/gas company National Grid

"My powers out!"
"Did you call Natty Grid?"

by Dunkle69 November 16, 2020

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Sunny Nutty

A festive holiday drink comprised of the following:
1.5 oz Disaronno

1.5 oz Skrewball peanut butter whisky
1/2 fresh squeezed orange (sub orange bitters if available)
Hot water
Topped with whipped cream

Hoping to provide people a brighter side of 2020 regardless of how nutty it has been.

Hey Bri, looks like the snow is getting ready to come down, can you set us up with a couple of Sunny Nuttys to tie us over until I get this fire going.

by ay0kay November 16, 2020

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