Lifetime Movie Network (LMN)

Launched as a sister network to the well-known "Lifetime" cable channel. It started in June of 1998 and nothing much has changed about the network other than the network expanded the movie time slots from 105 minutes to 120 minutes to accomodate more advertising. It professes through its network promos that it shows movies "24/7" although every morning at 2:30 there is a slew of infomercials. The overall theme of the network is simply movies for women and to a marginal extent "female empowerment". A good portion of its movies come from the original Lifetime network, others are made-for-tv movies from other networks, and there are some (but few) select theatrical films. All the movies aired on LMN have at the very best C-grade cinematography, C-grade acting, C-grade script, and just has an overall "generic" feel. The types of movies LMN shows is just drama and only drama but to appear more "sophisticated" the LMN online schedule breaks down Drama into several sub-categories such as "Inspiring, Love/Lust, Justice, Thrilling, Madness, and Vengeance". The whole network is like an analogy of a soap opera. Every movie has pretty much the same concept but different version. The overall plot formula for these movies is: woman or woman's family member gets into a situation throughout the whole movie the woman and/or her family members struggles to overcome the problem. Bottom line, the network just shows a bunch of garbage that is no different than reading cheap romance novels or the National Enquirer.
Here are a few examples of movie titles on Lifetime Movie Network (LMN):

"Mother, May I Sleep with Danger"

"My Son, My Lover" (Is this "female empowerment"?

"Deadly Web"

"Dangerous Child"

"Going for Broke"

If you don't want to drive down to Hollywood video or rent a movie via Netflix then by all means just kill 2 hours by watching a movie on Lifetime Movie Network if you can stand the cardboard characters and storyline.

LMN:

L Low-Budget
M Movie
N Network

Lifetime Movie Network (LMN): a sad excuse for a woman-oriented movie channel.

by Blaine58449 February 19, 2009

Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.

User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain

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Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

by Cricket June 19, 2004

Cartoon Network

The sole reason that millions of people believe anime is gay due to the fact that they actually do make it seem gay.
Another sole reason that has resulted in millions of people bootlegging and dowloading anime episodes and movies.

WOW it's Cartoon Network, I thought it was bought out 2 decades ago!!

by Mad Canuck July 10, 2003

game network

Italian game television channel. Used to have Geoff Moody, Betti Peri and that Andrew bloke. Now has turned into a softcore porn and message channel. They have several MMORPGs such as The Legend of Mir 2, The Myth of Soma and a Horizons game.

"I was on Game Network's The Legend of Mir show and game."

by Doodles March 24, 2005

Network

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"I was out all night, networking the party"

by Asian Nate October 16, 2003

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-Damn man this server is the worst ever!
- No, the worst is one is by Gamez Network.

by The Blankman! August 6, 2010