neil josten

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie
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Neil Peart

Drummer for Progressive Rock Legends: Rush.

Peart has influenced near all of today's Progressive/Rock Drummers with his stellar technique and precision.

One of his most notable influencees is Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater.
Neil Peart plays drums.
by R Beauvais May 14, 2004
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neil diamond

A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.
I've got neil diamond on the soles of my shoes.
by Alfie The Horndog April 23, 2008
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Neil Peart

by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Neil Mockler

The big boi that is always playin' the harp, yet this boi is generally small in stature and loves his jack and hondyke, as well as his BILLY!!! He also always asks if something is funny over there.
Something funny over there Billy?
That's such a Neil Mockler
by littleharp October 01, 2018
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Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
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Neil Legstrong

Neil Armstrong's second cousin 2 removed. He didn't quite get to the moon but he gives the moon at a male strip club.
"Hey do you know Neil Legstrong?"

"Yea he's got a nice moon."
by HushSmush July 22, 2017
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