Near Porn

Any non-pornographic picture of a hot chick.

I couldn't find my hustler, so i looked at some near porn.

by Mellon777 January 22, 2009

neargasm

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.

After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.

by neargasm July 25, 2012

neegar

a woozle that hides in the basement, eating pies and what not.

can also be found molding between seats. (referred to as moldy neegars)

that neegar ate my pie

by beans November 6, 2004

nagar

a hindi word to refer a city.

it is not at all related to anything like nigga.

delhi,mumbai,chennai,bangalor are some of da nagars in india

let's go to lajpat nagar for shopping

by sonalrajey July 4, 2008

A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

nebard

Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).

Ben spills milkshake everywhere.
Chris says "you fucking nebard"

by Chris27 August 30, 2005