neckbeard

Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears

Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.

by Miles Schermerhorn January 7, 2008

Necrobeastophile

Someone who fucks underage dead animals.

Yoshi fucked a hallal killed lamb. He is a necrobeastophile.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 24, 2015

NecroBeastiality

A word describing someone who has sexual intercourse with deseased animals.

Did you hear about John committing Necrobeastiality on his dead dog

by The Wall Inspector July 14, 2022

Necrobestialfinching

When you have sexual relations with a dead animal, then suck all of your bodily fluids out of said animal, and anything else that comes along with it.

Necrobestialfinching.
see finching and necrobestiality

by HAI MANDURZ. ITS MAHLERZ. October 12, 2010

Necrobesto

Having simultaneous sex with dead bodies and live animals.

I couldn't decide whether to necrobesto or not. Meaning its a metaphor for what would be the worse scenario

by ZombieDave October 11, 2011

Necroeasteality

A desire to have sexual intercourse with a dead animal

Kyle’s necroeasteality got him banned from his local petting zoo.

by Frankly nasty January 1, 2019

Neckbeard

Anyone who makes long definitions to pointless words that nobody uses. AKA You.

"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."

by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015